Category Archives: Nothing in particular
The post-graduation job hunt started last week, on its own accord. A couple of job opportunities called and emailed me like, “Hey, we know you’re still barely capable of remembering to pack your own lunch, but we want you to … Continue reading
(get some background on Bubby here) 1. Pull the socks off my feet and jump around with them in your mouth. 2. Lick my now-bare toes. 3. Sit on my head and put your nose in my ear. 4. Bark … Continue reading
Mom: Oh, Connor, lucky you – someone reminded me I still have to get your Christmas presents! Me: I revoke that statement. He doesn’t get any. He licked my sandwich. Dad: Aw, he was just flavoring it for you.