(get some background on Bubby here)
1. Pull the socks off my feet and jump around with them in your mouth.
2. Lick my now-bare toes.
3. Sit on my head and put your nose in my ear.
4. Bark at the rug.
5. BARK AT IT MORE
6. DAMN YOU, RUG FROM HELL! YOUR PLUSHNESS ENRAGES ME!
7. Oh hey Dad’s up. Kbye.