Me: I’m so excited to play D&D!!! I’m such a dork.
Tom: I think it’s cute.
Tom: Cosplaying is hot.
Me: Really? Even if I’m just cosplaying a character I made up?
Tom: Is she hot?
Me: I haven’t –
Tom: She’s you. So yes.
He said this before I could mention to him that I was thinking of gender-bending my character. But I’m glad to know I can cosplay a hefty male half-orc wearing a burlap sack and still satisfy my man.