Tom: I’m going to go work on my assignment at the piano. You should do some of your homework too, so we can spend time together.
Me: Okee dokes!
*20 minutes later, Tom enters*
Tom: Did you just alt-tab? Why don’t you have any windows up on your desktop?
Me: No! It’s definitely NOT because I was taking an internet quiz to see if I’ve been naughty or nice for santa.
Tom: …Jesus, I think I would have been less shocked if it had been porn.
(PS – I’ve been nice. I’m a superhero.)