Match-making

Me: I made this friend that you probably want to bang.  Or date.  Or both.

My friend E: Is he black?!

Me: No.  …Well, sort of.  On the inside.  It’s legit though.  But he’s a drummer!

E: I love drummers!

Me: And he has pretty blue eyes.

E: I love pretty blue eyes!

Other friend: And he has feet!

E: I love feet!

Needless to say they’re totally banging now.  Or dating.  Or both.

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