Me: I made this friend that you probably want to bang. Or date. Or both.
My friend E: Is he black?!
Me: No. …Well, sort of. On the inside. It’s legit though. But he’s a drummer!
E: I love drummers!
Me: And he has pretty blue eyes.
E: I love pretty blue eyes!
Other friend: And he has feet!
E: I love feet!
Needless to say they’re totally banging now. Or dating. Or both.