I’m so sneaky, Tom says I should be a spy.

In the office where I work we always have fresh cookies for customers.  Needless to say, employees are not allowed to eat the cookies.

Yesterday:

My coworker: Did you eat a cookie?

Me: PFFFT.  NO.  Never.

My coworker: Are you sure you didn’t eat a cookie?

Me: I absolutely did not eat a cookie.

My coworker: Okay, well, you have chocolate on your lips.

.

Damn it.

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3 Responses to I’m so sneaky, Tom says I should be a spy.

  1. zadimortis says:

    Just another case of When “Keeping It Real” Goes Wrong…

    (if you have never seen Dave Chapelle then you probably have no clue what I’m talking about)

    (but it still kind of applies regardless)

    (also, smooth)

    (like ex-lax)

    (chocolated laxatives)

    (I just learned ‘chocolated’ is a word the other day thanks to Mark and the internet. you can learn so many new wonderful things by talking to him)

    (The More You Know™)

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